When describing their hell-like summer temperatures, many local residents will tell you that "it's just a dry heat." But then again, so is that of an oven.
If windy, wizened, frigid winter weather too is not to your liking--then before you move here, you'd best toughen.
Those who are wise with their earnings will certainly proceed through life rather far. But if vices are your weakness, then you'd better stay much afar.
God-like thunder can rip the sound out of a summer's day, and it's accompanying apocalyptic lightning can coerce even the most stoic to take a knee and pray.
But for those who can endure, a majestic, heavenly sunset awaits you. Here in God's country, a desert oasis that you're certain to take to.